A review by taskir
The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization by Drew Goddard, Joss Whedon, Tim Lebbon

1.0

Even for a movie novelization, this is trash. Putting aside all the spelling errors, formatting mistakes, and uncorrected Britishisms that toss you out of the story, the author seems hellbent on complete character assassination. Every person we get to hear the inner thoughts of is a sexed-up perv, regardless of if it makes logical sense. The movie is funny and clever, playing with tropes and situations, but you'd never guess that from the novelization. It takes a smart twist on the horror genre and turns it into some sub-Christopher Pike nonsense. Skip it.