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A review by cass_saag
Love and Tequila Make Her Crazy by Brittanée Nicole
2.0
Where to even start. If this review seems unhinged, it’s because this book sent me straight to crazy town.
For starters, the title is too long. Second, Amelia is a nutto and I can’t stand her. Third, THIS ENTIRE BOOK IS JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIBLE COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!!!! FROM EVERYONE!!!!!! NO ONE COMMUNICATES!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure there were sweet moments, and at certain points I thought this would be a 4 star read for me. But alllllllll of the good stuff is overshadowed by the absolute terrible communication. These people are 30 years old???????? SIS WHAT?!?
And my last thing, this book is just like everywhere. He’s rich somehow? And Amelia knows, but only kinda? She’s a florist? An artist? A closet musician who teaches herself to play the guitar in a few nights and writes bangers that the entire world falls in love with instantly and the record label only wants her??????? And let us not forget, she is quirky!!!! She has white blonde hair! It’s everywhere!!!!! All the time!!!!! SHE LOVES CHOCOLATE!!!!!! REALLY LOVES CHOCOLATE TEE HER! Don’t call this wild gal baby, she’s way too cool for that!!!! Dressing up? Makeup???? Not our Ames!!! She is a jean short and t shirt kinda gal only!!!! She’s tiny! But her legs are 89 miles long!!!! HUGE BOOBS!!!! GUYS CANT STOP STARING!!!! She’s not a crier (she cries 100 times)!!!!!!!!!
So yeah anyway. Don’t recommend.
For starters, the title is too long. Second, Amelia is a nutto and I can’t stand her. Third, THIS ENTIRE BOOK IS JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIBLE COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!!!! FROM EVERYONE!!!!!! NO ONE COMMUNICATES!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure there were sweet moments, and at certain points I thought this would be a 4 star read for me. But alllllllll of the good stuff is overshadowed by the absolute terrible communication. These people are 30 years old???????? SIS WHAT?!?
And my last thing, this book is just like everywhere. He’s rich somehow? And Amelia knows, but only kinda? She’s a florist? An artist? A closet musician who teaches herself to play the guitar in a few nights and writes bangers that the entire world falls in love with instantly and the record label only wants her??????? And let us not forget, she is quirky!!!! She has white blonde hair! It’s everywhere!!!!! All the time!!!!! SHE LOVES CHOCOLATE!!!!!! REALLY LOVES CHOCOLATE TEE HER! Don’t call this wild gal baby, she’s way too cool for that!!!! Dressing up? Makeup???? Not our Ames!!! She is a jean short and t shirt kinda gal only!!!! She’s tiny! But her legs are 89 miles long!!!! HUGE BOOBS!!!! GUYS CANT STOP STARING!!!! She’s not a crier (she cries 100 times)!!!!!!!!!
So yeah anyway. Don’t recommend.