A review by jessbologna
Bernie Sanders Broke My Heart and I Turned Into an Iceberg by Justin Karcher

5.0

some of my favorite quotes:

did you really masturbate to that picture of a young bernie sanders

voodoo blow up dolls of everyone i've ever slept with

stars are gingivitis typewriters

romance is dead thanks to landlord america

maybe this is a love poem after all

being penetrated on ouija boards

the bed looks like an autopsy

when you're drunk
you like to be choked during sex
all those nights spent
strangling yourself with
you're daddy's blue collar
until you were blue in the face

i asked if she could beat me to death
with my own whiskey dick