A review by xvicesx
The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks

sad slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

0.0

It's a pity that negative stars are not available, because this thing deserves them. What the hell is this?! I lasted precisely one chapter and 5 paragraphs. The first chapter on account of it being some sort of introduction so I thought it might get better when it wasn't that specific character talking. But merciful gods, the next chapter does not get any better and it's painfully boring to read. I've read authors who barely get middling ratings who would still write better than this while sitting on the toilet for a number 2. 

Ugh. The hype is not real, do not torture yourself with this. 
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