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A review by jackaroni_with_cheese
Angels & Demons by Dan Brown
1.0
My thoughts for this book:
07:26: the book quote: "Not overly beautiful but possessing full earthy features" Me: Oh my gooooood I hate dan brown
08:47: the book quote: "She's black, although she preferred African American. A little heavy, but smart as hell." Me: the accent he uses for her is awful and super stereotypical
08:52: no one would ever in their lives have to defend their fucking watch choice all because it's fucking Mickey Mouse. Staaaahp
09:47: How does one FORCE their eyes to dilate?
10:11: (to be sung to the tune of Pulled from the Addams Family Musical)
I'm being pulled in the right direction
To find some dead guy
To find some dead guy
I'm being pulled in the right direction
A girl with earthy good looks
Wants to go through my books
To find her dads killer because they are crooks!
12:34: I have no idea what's going on in this book anymore
I understand why people really enjoyed this story. BUT it hasn’t aged well, and the writing is mediocre at best. Sorry not sorry
07:26: the book quote: "Not overly beautiful but possessing full earthy features" Me: Oh my gooooood I hate dan brown
08:47: the book quote: "She's black, although she preferred African American. A little heavy, but smart as hell." Me: the accent he uses for her is awful and super stereotypical
08:52: no one would ever in their lives have to defend their fucking watch choice all because it's fucking Mickey Mouse. Staaaahp
09:47: How does one FORCE their eyes to dilate?
10:11: (to be sung to the tune of Pulled from the Addams Family Musical)
I'm being pulled in the right direction
To find some dead guy
To find some dead guy
I'm being pulled in the right direction
A girl with earthy good looks
Wants to go through my books
To find her dads killer because they are crooks!
12:34: I have no idea what's going on in this book anymore
I understand why people really enjoyed this story. BUT it hasn’t aged well, and the writing is mediocre at best. Sorry not sorry