A review by azaan
City of Bones by Cassandra Clare

Did not finish book. Stopped at 42%.
 
this book. the writing style. the painfully 2D characters. all of them scream so much of Wattpad. the plot is okay but everything else is SO insufferable I just couldn't afford to waste my time making my eyes ache over this. I've had my fair share of staying up all night reading on Wattpad, and the words, phrases, writing style— EVERYTHING used is what you would expect from a very creative white American on Wattpad, writing fanfiction.

P.S: I also saw later in one of the reviews (in Goodreads) that Cassandra Clare WAS indeed a fanfic author. no wonder the language used, the writing style, the annoying, pain-in-the-ass characters reeked of Wattpad. ugh. I tried giving this a shot, I really did. but no. i just. i could NOT. the writing is so bad I felt like chewing paper instead. A dot on my notebook couldn't be less dimensional than these characters. And the random usage of italics, latin and "serious" phrases is so annoying.

considering the fact that all I'm saying is "annoying", I'll give a further explanation on why I absolutely felt like crying over physics numericals sounded better to me than reading this. This explanation was noted down in my journal entries, based on like, the first 5 chapters. I guess. I don't care enough. Anyways.


i dont like clary fray. shes ur typical 16 year old white American "not like other girls" (and probably pick me) girl. and OF COURSE she's tiny and slim and has small breasts (which she is lowkey insecure about) and her very obvious romantic encounter lad is a very handsome, tall, blonde guy. of course. and I swear, WHY ARE ALL THESE YA FANTASY NOVELS SET IN AMERICA? I COULD NAME YOU FIFTY OTHER PLACES THAT ACTUALLY HAVE MORE MYSTERIOUS AURA (THAT WOULD SERVE WELL FOR THIS PURPOSE) AND MYTHS AND LIVES THAN GODDAMN AMERICA. also, the plot is good but can cassandra clare NOT write like a 16 year old wattpad author. what's up with the analogies and the excruciatingly bland characters (and the "mean girl", in this case, Isabelle) and the excessive use of "like." "the doorknob was cold" is ENOUGH, you dont have to add "like icicles piercing through the skin" or whatever. the first few chapters were such a pain, especially the very crude 1 dimensional dialogues and the TYPICAL WATTPAD style of Jace addressing Clary as "little girl" and all the faux rage and annoyance. ffs. oh and btw, the foreword made me cringe like hell.