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A review by bookish_kristina
Jock Royal by Sara Ney
2.0
WHAT. IN. THE. FUCK. WAS. THAT?
This book gave me literary blue balls.
Sara Ney, what happened to you? Why do you hate your readers?
This was the most unsatisfying and lazy book I have read in a long while.
I’m not going to waste my time outlining this fucktastic plot and that shittastic ending. There are several really detailed reviews on why this book sucks already in existence.
Suffice it to say I want my money back, and I read this through KU so I want the value of the 6 hours it took me to read this back.
Here are the bullet points that I will NOT be elaborating on.
1. This guy was the worst depiction of an English person I have yet to read.
2. This book was boring until the 75% mark and then it was dizzying.
3. The ending was shite. Barely a hfn.
4. Sex scenes were shite, none of the smut was written to completion and Ney ftb on all orgasms.
5. So the ending, did I mention it was shite? Basically she ends up with him because she has nowhere else to go. She doesn’t decide to be with him, she literally ENDS UP with him.
That’s it.
I took a long break from Ms Ney after Hard Luck because all of her new stuff was disappointing. I saw these Jock Hards were back on KU so I thought, let’s pick up where I left off and see if there is any improvement......
Nope. Just nope. I’m sorry Sara, but we are breaking up for good. You don’t respect me enough to write a decent ending to fulfill me. That’s the unwritten contract between romance writers and readers. We need an HEA and we need satisfaction. You’ve broken your contract therefore we are over.
This book gave me literary blue balls.
Sara Ney, what happened to you? Why do you hate your readers?
This was the most unsatisfying and lazy book I have read in a long while.
I’m not going to waste my time outlining this fucktastic plot and that shittastic ending. There are several really detailed reviews on why this book sucks already in existence.
Suffice it to say I want my money back, and I read this through KU so I want the value of the 6 hours it took me to read this back.
Here are the bullet points that I will NOT be elaborating on.
1. This guy was the worst depiction of an English person I have yet to read.
2. This book was boring until the 75% mark and then it was dizzying.
3. The ending was shite. Barely a hfn.
4. Sex scenes were shite, none of the smut was written to completion and Ney ftb on all orgasms.
5. So the ending, did I mention it was shite? Basically she ends up with him because she has nowhere else to go. She doesn’t decide to be with him, she literally ENDS UP with him.
That’s it.
I took a long break from Ms Ney after Hard Luck because all of her new stuff was disappointing. I saw these Jock Hards were back on KU so I thought, let’s pick up where I left off and see if there is any improvement......
Nope. Just nope. I’m sorry Sara, but we are breaking up for good. You don’t respect me enough to write a decent ending to fulfill me. That’s the unwritten contract between romance writers and readers. We need an HEA and we need satisfaction. You’ve broken your contract therefore we are over.