A review by foreveryoungadult
King Dork Approximately by Frank Portman

Graded By: Poshdeluxe
Cover Story: Feels Like The First Time
BFF Charm: Platinum
Swoonworthy Scale: 2
Talky Talk: Live Wire
Bonus Factors: Rock 'n' Roll, Gold Penis
Relationship Status: Carry On, My Wayward Son

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