A review by weathersreadsgarbage
Bite by Richard Laymon

adventurous fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

1.5

I’m getting really tired of Laymon’s tendency to promise me vampires and then spend 95% of the book on things that aren’t vampires. When we meet in hell I’m kicking the guy in the shin. 

Also I’m glad that Bill yanked Cat’s fetus out of her piece by piece. This bitch is so dumb she has no business breeding. Every single aspect of this story could have been fixed by someone having a single brain cell but why have that when you have what feels like 700 pages of nice guy pandering to do?