A review by mmtav
Elvis and Me: The True Story of the Love Between Priscilla Presley and the King of Rock N' Roll by Priscilla Presley

4.0

"I am light as a feather
I'm as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
That's for sure
And I am built like a mother and a total machine
I feel for your every little issue
I know just what you mean
And I make light of the darkness
I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe
Yeah, you know me, I
Forgive and I forget"
all-american bitch
I mainly read this because I was obsessed with Priscilla, and I needed to know more about this impossibly b*tchy woman, and ugh! I loved it. I would've enjoyed this more had I not already known some of what happened from the movie, but discovering some of the missing details from his prettiest problem (@theyluv_cilla) with no money, no feelings (that one Priscilla edit) was suchhh a gag. Lastly, some words to Elvis from Renée Rapp, "You are so disrespectful and so misogynistic, I hate you, c'mon Priscilla, I hear Priscilla in the other room, yeah, yeah, fuck you buddy!"