A review by sjj169
The Fairest of Them All by Carolyn Turgeon
4.0
Rapunzel as the Evil Witch from Snow White?
So many yes words just came from my mouth.
Rapunzel lives in the woods with her 'foster' mother. They gather herbs and help the villages women with their men troubles and grow vegetables. Mathena has told Rapunzel stories from her birth..about how her parents were horrible to her and that she saved her and took her to raise.
Then one day Rapunzel stumbles upon the handsome prince. You would think after hearing all the villages stories about how stupid men were that she would leave him alone...but no. Her heart goes pitter patter.
She must see him again!
Mathena locks her in the tower so that she can't run off with him.
You know that crap doesn't work with a teenage girl so Rapunzel drops down her magic hair and there is the prince!
Spoiler alert~ She doesn't use the frying pan. They do the bangity bang.
Then Rapunzel finds out that the prince is going to marry another chick because that's what princes do to save their kingdoms. Princes are sorta stupid. (This one is extra stupid)
Then Rapunzel is super depressed and some bad stuff happens.
But alas! Now the queen is dead and guess who shows up wanting to marry Rapunzel?!
Now you have to read the story to see if Rapunzel beats the snot out of Prince or just eats Snow White's heart.
Booksource: Netgalley in exchange for review.
So many yes words just came from my mouth.
Rapunzel lives in the woods with her 'foster' mother. They gather herbs and help the villages women with their men troubles and grow vegetables. Mathena has told Rapunzel stories from her birth..about how her parents were horrible to her and that she saved her and took her to raise.
Then one day Rapunzel stumbles upon the handsome prince. You would think after hearing all the villages stories about how stupid men were that she would leave him alone...but no. Her heart goes pitter patter.
She must see him again!
Mathena locks her in the tower so that she can't run off with him.
You know that crap doesn't work with a teenage girl so Rapunzel drops down her magic hair and there is the prince!
Spoiler alert~ She doesn't use the frying pan. They do the bangity bang.
Then Rapunzel finds out that the prince is going to marry another chick because that's what princes do to save their kingdoms. Princes are sorta stupid. (This one is extra stupid)
Then Rapunzel is super depressed and some bad stuff happens.
But alas! Now the queen is dead and guess who shows up wanting to marry Rapunzel?!
Now you have to read the story to see if Rapunzel beats the snot out of Prince or just eats Snow White's heart.
Booksource: Netgalley in exchange for review.