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A review by princessjasminefliesaway
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
5.0
I'm not going to give this a proper review because we all know the 'Harry Potter' series is incredible, the third book just so happened to be my favourite, so instead I'm going to use my review space to put down things I forgot about since my last reading, when I was a child, and any questions I have.
I forgot:
* Harry did not teach Arthur how to use the telephone well.
* RON CREATED THE SAYING "DON'T LET THE MUGGLES GET YOU DOWN", I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FANDOM!
* Harry Potter is no longer PG, it's 13+ now. The word, Bitch, has been used.
* It has only been two years but Tom, the Leaky Cauldron landlord, went from with teeth to toothless and tall. What's his story?
*Florean Fortescue is the man, helping with homework and giving out free ice cream sundaes. He rules.
* When Trewlany told Parvati to beware a red haired man and she moved away from Ron, I died! JK FORESHADOWING THE YULE BALL AND HER HAVING AN AWFUL TIME WITH RON IS AMAZING!
* "Oooh, no, Harry, remember your tea leaves!" I want that on a t-shirt! I love Lavender and Parvati as they are me in any horoscope scenario.
* Harry Potter! You treat Colin Creevey kindly! THAT BOY IS TOO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD!
* Although Trewlany is right in most of her predictions, no matter how vague or late it is, I do love how Professor McGonagall is so done with her.
* Literally Hermione is completely correct in informing McGonagall about the Firebolt but it's the fact she can never communicate to the boys first and always has to run to a teacher. I'm not surprised that they fall out with her the most.
* Harry is falling for an older woman, remember that.
* The fact that Hermione is again getting an adult to speak for her to the boys without communicating herself is extremely annoying, though Ron was mega petty the night before.
* Wow Harry and Ron, you guys really forgot about the defenseless creature over the broomstick... wow.
* Wow Harry and Ron, you forgot about the defenseless creature over your own dumb antics again! wow.
* Bitch slap Draco, you're doing amazing sweetie.
* "Oh, it was Malfoy, I was thinking about him and I lost track of things!" - Dramione shippers scream
* Harry and Hermione adventure, it's a Harry and Hermione episode!
* Dumbledore solves everything? No, Harry, you do. Have faith in yourself, for God's sake man.
* Dumbledore is a massive troll and I live for it.
* How convenient that Hermione gave back her time turner. Not.
Questions:
1. Why does the film refuse to acknowledge the rule 'no magic outside Hogwarts' unless convenient to the plot? Harry can just be using a torch and reading at the beginning and it's still interesting than his wand.
2. Why do all children in books have loose floorboards? Someone must notice eventually and how do the children even find them?
3. What the hell Hermione? Why would Harry blow up his aunt on purpose? Aren't you best friends? Wouldn't you think better of him?
4. How did Ron get away with the school pets rule? Scabbers is a rat and that wasn't on the first year list but also how did Percy ever want to go against school rules by bringing his pet rat in the first place as it used to be his?
5. Why did drunk Hagrid do a 180-degree jump in personality after dunking his head into water? No one gets sobered or effected that quickly.
6. Why would anyone think that Snape is a good man when he is a massive penis to Hermione and Neville? Yes, bullying students makes sense with his troubled past and he can still be a good person underneath, NOT!
7. Why would Malfoy know about Sirius Black and his connection to Harry? It has nothing to do with Lucius so how did he find out and want to tell Draco?
8. Why does everyone laugh when they find out that Professor Snape scares Neville? That's terrifying that a teacher has done that to him.
9. Why would Harry think Snape would poison Lupin? Everyone would know it was Snape. You dumb Potter.
10. Why would they allow playing Quidditch in a storm? That's idiotic.
11. Hermione, why would you add pain to injury by dumping Harry's broomstick on his bed? Like someone has to clean it up and Harry didn't need that either.
12. How did Fred and George get into the Marauder's Map? Did the map know Fred and George were fellow pranksters so told them?
13. Why didn't Harry take the invisibility cloak with him on his first trip to Hogsmeade? He knows if he is caught there he is in SO much trouble.
14. Why are you stalking Hermione's timetable Ron? Huh?
15. Surely Hermione can go back in time and find another place to study and catch up but also how does anyone think she can do all this work? A general human body would break.
16. How did Lupin know that the map was with Filch before?
17. When Hermione slapped Draco, was this one of the many moments where Ron fell for Hermione?
18. So how did Hermione's yelling at Trewlany go down with Parvati and Lavender as they sleep in the same dorm?
19. Did everyone have to lose their minds over Quidittich? There's a reason why Gryffindor and Slytherin have such a stereotype to hate each other and it's because of this sport.
20. How do you expect any student to do an Astronomy exam at midnight and then be awake enough for 9 o'clock to do another exam? Bad education and planning.
21. Why didn't Lupin take the Marauders Map with him to prove a point? Why did he leave it behind without thinking that someone might find it?
22. Why can't Sirius ever be happy for more than thirty seconds?
23. Snape is such a penis, why does anyone think he is a victim?
24. Why can't Lupin be happy for more than thirty seconds?
I forgot:
* Harry did not teach Arthur how to use the telephone well.
* RON CREATED THE SAYING "DON'T LET THE MUGGLES GET YOU DOWN", I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FANDOM!
* Harry Potter is no longer PG, it's 13+ now. The word, Bitch, has been used.
* It has only been two years but Tom, the Leaky Cauldron landlord, went from with teeth to toothless and tall. What's his story?
*Florean Fortescue is the man, helping with homework and giving out free ice cream sundaes. He rules.
* When Trewlany told Parvati to beware a red haired man and she moved away from Ron, I died! JK FORESHADOWING THE YULE BALL AND HER HAVING AN AWFUL TIME WITH RON IS AMAZING!
* "Oooh, no, Harry, remember your tea leaves!" I want that on a t-shirt! I love Lavender and Parvati as they are me in any horoscope scenario.
* Harry Potter! You treat Colin Creevey kindly! THAT BOY IS TOO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD!
* Although Trewlany is right in most of her predictions, no matter how vague or late it is, I do love how Professor McGonagall is so done with her.
* Literally Hermione is completely correct in informing McGonagall about the Firebolt but it's the fact she can never communicate to the boys first and always has to run to a teacher. I'm not surprised that they fall out with her the most.
* Harry is falling for an older woman, remember that.
* The fact that Hermione is again getting an adult to speak for her to the boys without communicating herself is extremely annoying, though Ron was mega petty the night before.
* Wow Harry and Ron, you guys really forgot about the defenseless creature over the broomstick... wow.
* Wow Harry and Ron, you forgot about the defenseless creature over your own dumb antics again! wow.
* Bitch slap Draco, you're doing amazing sweetie.
* "Oh, it was Malfoy, I was thinking about him and I lost track of things!" - Dramione shippers scream
* Harry and Hermione adventure, it's a Harry and Hermione episode!
* Dumbledore solves everything? No, Harry, you do. Have faith in yourself, for God's sake man.
* Dumbledore is a massive troll and I live for it.
* How convenient that Hermione gave back her time turner. Not.
Questions:
1. Why does the film refuse to acknowledge the rule 'no magic outside Hogwarts' unless convenient to the plot? Harry can just be using a torch and reading at the beginning and it's still interesting than his wand.
2. Why do all children in books have loose floorboards? Someone must notice eventually and how do the children even find them?
3. What the hell Hermione? Why would Harry blow up his aunt on purpose? Aren't you best friends? Wouldn't you think better of him?
4. How did Ron get away with the school pets rule? Scabbers is a rat and that wasn't on the first year list but also how did Percy ever want to go against school rules by bringing his pet rat in the first place as it used to be his?
5. Why did drunk Hagrid do a 180-degree jump in personality after dunking his head into water? No one gets sobered or effected that quickly.
6. Why would anyone think that Snape is a good man when he is a massive penis to Hermione and Neville? Yes, bullying students makes sense with his troubled past and he can still be a good person underneath, NOT!
7. Why would Malfoy know about Sirius Black and his connection to Harry? It has nothing to do with Lucius so how did he find out and want to tell Draco?
8. Why does everyone laugh when they find out that Professor Snape scares Neville? That's terrifying that a teacher has done that to him.
9. Why would Harry think Snape would poison Lupin? Everyone would know it was Snape. You dumb Potter.
10. Why would they allow playing Quidditch in a storm? That's idiotic.
11. Hermione, why would you add pain to injury by dumping Harry's broomstick on his bed? Like someone has to clean it up and Harry didn't need that either.
12. How did Fred and George get into the Marauder's Map? Did the map know Fred and George were fellow pranksters so told them?
13. Why didn't Harry take the invisibility cloak with him on his first trip to Hogsmeade? He knows if he is caught there he is in SO much trouble.
14. Why are you stalking Hermione's timetable Ron? Huh?
15. Surely Hermione can go back in time and find another place to study and catch up but also how does anyone think she can do all this work? A general human body would break.
16. How did Lupin know that the map was with Filch before?
17. When Hermione slapped Draco, was this one of the many moments where Ron fell for Hermione?
18. So how did Hermione's yelling at Trewlany go down with Parvati and Lavender as they sleep in the same dorm?
19. Did everyone have to lose their minds over Quidittich? There's a reason why Gryffindor and Slytherin have such a stereotype to hate each other and it's because of this sport.
20. How do you expect any student to do an Astronomy exam at midnight and then be awake enough for 9 o'clock to do another exam? Bad education and planning.
21. Why didn't Lupin take the Marauders Map with him to prove a point? Why did he leave it behind without thinking that someone might find it?
22. Why can't Sirius ever be happy for more than thirty seconds?
23. Snape is such a penis, why does anyone think he is a victim?
24. Why can't Lupin be happy for more than thirty seconds?