A review by bookish_kristina
All I Want For Christmas is A Glitter Orc by K.L. Mann

3.0

This is a cute story for what it is: Orc smut. Orcs are always paired with bakers for some reason, maybe because they are large and like to eat? Glitter orcs apparently have psychedelic properties in their dicks, so licking it will make you high, which is convenient because their junk is the size of a large forearm so it’s better to take the edge off when it’s rearranging your organs. The steam in this one was moderate. There are some triggers, which I didn’t get, why include SA of a minor in a 58 page book? Seems unnecessary and I don’t get why authors go there in these light hearted reads. Don’t look too closely at the eyes on the book cover, I think they stole my soul.
But this was better than most weird Christmas erotic short stories.