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Planet Pregnancy by Linda Oatman High
1.0
DNF.
Boy, was that poetry painful.
See, if it were just the narration that rhymed, it would be less painful; but no, the dialogue rhymed too. Like, for instance?
"Look at her butt
and her gut!
She's a chub.
Sahara's joining
the Fat Girls
Club."
Her brother says that. It's in quotes.
People do not rhyme like that in real life, and it is beyond jarring to hear it done constantly throughout the book.
Boy, was that poetry painful.
See, if it were just the narration that rhymed, it would be less painful; but no, the dialogue rhymed too. Like, for instance?
"Look at her butt
and her gut!
She's a chub.
Sahara's joining
the Fat Girls
Club."
Her brother says that. It's in quotes.
People do not rhyme like that in real life, and it is beyond jarring to hear it done constantly throughout the book.