A review by parpacifica
Hooked on the Game by C.M. Owens

2.0

Boring. Cliche. A bit ridiculous. Well actually very ridiculous. Also, as someone who actually skies: IF YOU ARE SKIING FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE BIGGEST PAIN WILL BE IN YOUR LEGS NOT YOUR ASS. LIKE HOW ARE YOU FALLING ON YOUR ASS WITH TWO HUGE AS SKIES. It’s so difficult to “fall on your ass” as this author puts it, as you go down a slope. You only fall on your sides. Like even if you fall forward you skid on your hips and thighs on the side.

1.5/5. Rounded to 2 because I’m feeling generous.