A review by michaelpdonley
Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel García Márquez

2.0

Florentino Ariza is a man who spends over a half century relentlessly pursuing a woman he's never spoken to. He saves his heart for Fermina Dasa, but recklessly pursues and conquers hundreds of lovers until he can have his "real" love. And supposedly these 600+ women find this loser irresistible. The fact that sometimes his lovers are young teens, faceless maids and old widows is portrayed as romantic and tender. Gag me.