A review by me_haugen
Raptor Red by Robert T. Bakker

5.0

Read this one during my shift at the gum chewing factory. Not quite as sweet a job as you might think. Mostly because it's unsweetened gum. Yeah, they were worried about us getting to into the flavors ever since what happened with Gary sucking on the end of the peppermint syrup hose. Gary was my coworker and also my dad's school friend and I guess I look like my dad but child-aged cause Gary kept getting confused and asking if I wanted to play four square at lunch. And like no I do not that's when I do my amateur crime solving and try to catch "the macroni bandit" who's been eating all the cheese powder out of boxes of Kraft mac and cheese at the grocery store and then putting the boxes back on the shelf. But anyway Gary got so into the peppermint flavor and he wanted more and more and so he turned the pressure up so high accidentally blew a candy cane scented hole through his head. The book was good.