A review by krishna_incandenza
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams

5.0

The sign said:
Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.
‘It seemed to me,’ said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.'

The above excerpt is just something that I chuckled loudly at while reading. Douglas Adams was one hell of a brilliant guy who combined humour and scifi.
I still need whatever stuff he smoked before sitting down to write these books.