A review by wet_towlette
All the Bright Places by Jennifer Niven

  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.0

Here is a list of thoughts I had while reading this book, as it might be the only way to articulate the experience of reading this: 

The dad is a Canadian hockey player 😭😭

Bro you're quoting Virginia Wolf keep it in your pants 

I just know this author is one pretentious fucker 

he won’t play baseball because he doesn’t want to be a black stereotype are you serious right now who does this white ass author think she is 

“Did you hit that yet or what” 🧍‍♀️

Is he smoking in gym class 

Why didn’t they just get the other voice actor to do the dialogue for their character. Like why is this man pretending to be a teenage girl crying when you have a woman actress 

“She is different from all other girls” bro shut up 

“Vampire Diaries is life” this is so real and based 

“Clothes off, m*dget” 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Stop talking about space I'm scared 

Am I supposed to feel sad now 

This is a sad ass authors note I feel a little bit bad now but kinda not really 

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