A review by debi_g
Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear by Carl Hiaasen

4.0

For teachers, there is a distinct and self-preservatory line between what we are thinking and what we end up saying.

While that line is always in the foreground for someone like me (and oh, how I refrain whilst I yearn to tell it like it is and call it like I see it) Hiaasen has the luxury of hurdling that line and leaving it in the dust while earning money for doing so.

Is it as fun as it seems, Mr. Hiaasen? Is it like an interactive, no-BS, generational version of the movie Office Space?

The final page of text would make a great graduation card. Or wallet card, if those are still made. (Remember those?)

This book is a fun four-minute read.

"Self-delusion is no virtue."