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aotora's review
challenging
dark
emotional
informative
reflective
tense
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
1.0
I only read this one as a joke because I've seen it everywhere + it's only 13 pages long... but man do I want to remove my eyes after reading this-
The smutty parts weren't even that bad- heck I like the different idea of having an intercourse with a monster - who wants to read normal smut anyways? But the mental images....
First we meet this woman - I already forgot her name- she is a vegan, she saves a turkey from being slaughtered - and she locks it in the bathroom whilst she makes a vegan meal for her friends that are coming over for a dinner - but the turkey manages to open the door - which should be a red flag and she should've run away from the house screaming - but no, she instead decides to have a go with a turkey man - he is a man- has a man's body, a really huge peepee and a turkey's head that is gobbling at her as they do the deed - man I am not sure which one is worse- the fact that the author chose to make the protagonist a turkey man or the fact that it's constantly gobbling as it's doing it and the female protagonist absolutely adores - but hey at least we didn't get beastiality.
In the end she is deserted by all friends because she is screaming in the bathroom that she loves meat - whilst they all apparently let themselves into the house and hear her thinking that she is just pretending to be the vegan - and that's where the book stops - and I never want to see a sequel to this thank you very much. And I will never see turkeys the same way again thanks to whatever this was.
The smutty parts weren't even that bad- heck I like the different idea of having an intercourse with a monster - who wants to read normal smut anyways? But the mental images....
First we meet this woman - I already forgot her name- she is a vegan, she saves a turkey from being slaughtered - and she locks it in the bathroom whilst she makes a vegan meal for her friends that are coming over for a dinner - but the turkey manages to open the door - which should be a red flag and she should've run away from the house screaming - but no, she instead decides to have a go with a turkey man - he is a man- has a man's body, a really huge peepee and a turkey's head that is gobbling at her as they do the deed - man I am not sure which one is worse- the fact that the author chose to make the protagonist a turkey man or the fact that it's constantly gobbling as it's doing it and the female protagonist absolutely adores - but hey at least we didn't get beastiality.
In the end she is deserted by all friends because she is screaming in the bathroom that she loves meat - whilst they all apparently let themselves into the house and hear her thinking that she is just pretending to be the vegan - and that's where the book stops - and I never want to see a sequel to this thank you very much. And I will never see turkeys the same way again thanks to whatever this was.
nomomstayandread's review
Of all the things I expected for this book, a vegetarian friend group breakup over how much she likes 'meat' now was not a single one of them.
lattrell's review
1.0
The only good thing about this was the laughs and conversation it sparked in a buddy read group chat. My brain quit at coke can and you just don’t mess with mashed potatoes
hannah_marie5314's review
funny
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
2.0
fischers_reads's review
fast-paced
1.0
Who knew you could be this disturbed in the matter of 13 pages. What in the world did I just read?
“With his wrinkled blue head that faded into his beardlike red chin flap, there was something almost attractive about the creature.”
I don’t buy this one bit. There is nothing sexy about a turkey. 🤢
I did find it hilarious that she was begging for his meat when she doesn’t eat meat 🤣 otherwise this is time I’ll never get back.
This novella… it was… just no. Absolutely not.
“With his wrinkled blue head that faded into his beardlike red chin flap, there was something almost attractive about the creature.”
I don’t buy this one bit. There is nothing sexy about a turkey. 🤢
I did find it hilarious that she was begging for his meat when she doesn’t eat meat 🤣 otherwise this is time I’ll never get back.
This novella… it was… just no. Absolutely not.