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The Best Horror of the Year Volume Nine by

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4.0

I skipped around this anthology and didn't read every story--but the ones I did read were consistently strong. From the unsettling and the strange to the outright disturbing, this Best Of anthology collects some strong voices in contemporary horror, with a few of the stories really demonstrating the complexity and power of the genre to entertain and frighten while simultaneously succeeding at a deeper, complex level.

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Stories not that great

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4.0

3.5 I felt that some of the stories are amazing and some were just ok.

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2.0

I really didn't like this collection.

Good(ish, honestly this is just the top story, not even 4 stars tbh):
Haunt

Neutral:
Back along the old track
Masks
a brief moment of rage

Bad:
The rest of the stories.

This really missed for me. I don't know why, a few of these felt really amateur to me, even feeling like they would be posted on nosleep instead of being published like this. There are a few big names here, but even they didn't really do it. I don't know how I can dislike this many horror short stories in a row, I was just shocked at how clunky and bad these were. There were a fair number of fantasy/horror with full on world builds which is really not what I'm looking for in a short story, also getting sick of the woman who is sad/overburdened and wants to kill her child trope and making that into a whole short story. Overdone at this point.

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4.0

You know the drill with these.

I Remember Nothing – Anne Billson
A woman wakes up with no memory of the night before, next to a man she doesn't know and draws the obvious conclusions, which turn out to be wrong. Gorier than I usually like, although I appreciated the nightmare urgency and confusion of the whole scenario. Surreal body horror, emphasis on the horror (and the bodily fluids). From an anthology of stories inspired by Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures - I think we're running out of anthology themes.

Monkeys on the Beach – Ralph Robert Moore
A young second wife vacations with her husband and stepchildren on a Carribean island. Cultural differences are throwing everything off-kilter before the outright surreal tragedies start. Ends in a jackhammer stream of brutally short, chopping sentences. I really liked this one. Fictional step parents don't often get a chance to shine!

Painted Wolves – Ray Cluley
In South Africa's Kruger National Park, a crew(the sad sack sound guy narrator, a bully, and a lackey) and the Z-list celebrity host (a starlet whose closest claim to fame was being on Big Brother) of the nature documentary they're making are briefly stalked by African hunting dogs. Violence comes from another direction. I'm torn about this one - I would love to never read another story about this kind of violence for the rest of my life, but it was well-written, the dogs were suitably creepy (and a nice red herring), the structure (addressed from the sad sack to the starlet) was nice, and the ending dissolution was well-differentiated from the previous narrative.

Shit Happens – Michael Marshall Smith
Literally. Shit zombies. Do with that what you will.

You Know How the Story Goes – Thomas Olde Heuvelt
An urban legend role reversal where the narrator/victim is the hitchhiker picked up by a supernatural entity in Croatia. The Tall Lady is a creepy presence of ever-shifting proportions, but she doesn't make up for an annoying narrative voice and the whole thing felt a bit too creepypasta (ugh) for me.

Back Along the Old Track – Sam Hicks
English folk horror about a creepy, isolated family and an anxious visitor from the city. Shades of Poroth Farm, always a good thing. Doesn’t quite stick the landing but for the author’s first published work this is very impressive.

Masks - Peter Sutton
A sharp little number about shipwreck survivors that nicely trickles out details and knows exactly when to end. More surreal than she usually worked, but echoes Shirley Jackson.

The Donner Party - Dale Bailey
Cannibals, but not the ones you think. Unsettling class politics in Victorian England, also exactly as long as it needed to be and with a sharp, perfect ending. I really need to dig more deeply into Bailey's work - I was just thinking about "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" the other day.

Milkteeth - Kristi DeMeester
Another anthology mainstay, DeMeester continues to hone a very particular and personal kind of story: nightmarish, hazy, focused on women’s/girls' experiences of family and predation and socialization. Beautiful work.

Haak - John Langan
An astonishing cavalcade of literary allusions and nested narratives hinging on Peter (The Great God) Pan bookended by a paean to the power of teaching.

Thin Cold Hands - Gemma Files
A changeling story, an undead(?) fairy(?) facetiously(?) compared to Tinkerbell (hints of Haak!). Creepy but something about the prose style kept me from connecting with it fully. Files knows what she's doing so this was probably on purpose.

A Tiny Mirror - Eloise C. C. Shepherd
A child's imaginary(?) friend helps him cope with his father's death. Builds a mood nicely but then it's over just as it seems like it's getting going. Rather old-fashioned, right up to the strangely inconsequential framing device.

I Love You Mary-Grace - Amelia Mangan
A deconstructed werewolf story, the narrator's ennui and loneliness channeled through choppy sentences and increasingly-sensory details of rural poverty and suburban disconnection. Good stuff!

The Jaws of Ouroboros - Steve Toase
Standing stones turn out to be mysterious mouths that begin devouring the UK. An intriguing setup, although I had a bit of trouble following the imagery on a mechanical level, and the actual plot of drugdealing savagery didn't do much for me.

A Brief Moment of Rage - Bill Davidson
A deconstructed zombie story (sensing a theme here?); short and punchy, with a great last line.

Golden Sun – Kristi DeMeester, Richard Thomas, Damien Angelica Walters, and Michael Wehunt
Four recollections about a middle child's disappearance on a family vacation. Creepy refrains, unreliable(ish) narrators, vague and unsettling, just the way I like it.

White Mare - Thana Niveau
Mari-Lwyd-adjacent folk horror about an American girl and her single dad inheriting a house in the UK that comes with a horse BFF. Very YA-ish (ie not the way I like it).

Girls Without Their Faces On - Laird Barron
A woman realizes her mysterious new boyfriend is privy to things that should not be. Excellent cosmic horror about final girls and Alaska. There's one absolutely haunting scene in this one (involving puppet strings) that I'm going to be hung up on for a long time.

Thumbsucker - Robert Shearman
A man’s elderly father starts sucking his thumb after dinner one day, which seems to be a social phenomenon. Shades of “Dangerous Laughter,” loneliness, and human contact. Not really horror but I’m glad to have read it.

You Are Released - Joe Hill
A passenger jet full of caricatures take turns relaying the beginning of a nuclear WWIII. A real throwback, both to Cold War era apocalyptic fiction and to 2017's momentary panic over North Korea threatening Guam. Hill never connects with me.

Red Rain - Adam-Troy Castro
Bodies begin to rain from the sky. Incredibly bloody and effectively stressfully told in a second person interrogative voice (Note that that's how I reviewed Datlow's collection last year and my lawyers will be contacting Castro soon). This sort of gorefest is usually very much not to my taste but the voice and narrative momentum of this story is undeniable. Very good stuff.

Split Chain Stitch - Steve Toase
A knitting club is up to no good and the cop trying to infiltrate them comes to no good end. Rather pro forma, down to the ominous knitting instructions sprinkled throughout.

No Exit - Orrin Grey
Years after a cult massacre, the sister of one of the victims lets her curiosity get the better of her. Feels like a strong Barron influence (a good thing), until the very un-LB ending, not the usual kind of denouement I enjoy but here it was effective.

Haunt - Siobhan Carroll
A slow shipwreck and _something_ out in the storm prompt confessions from the crewmembers who used to work the slave trade. Heavy, wonderfully realized, absolutely crushing.

Sleep - Carly Holmes
An absolutely harrowing story of the exhaustion of single mothers, especially those whose child is some sort of sleep vampire. An excellent end to the volume.

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4.0

Datlow's selections for the best horror stories from 2017. Has a great introduction and overview of the field for the year, and as always she mostly favors atmosphere and tone over gore and shock (thank god).

Better You Believe • Carole Johnstone
You ever have one of those days where you and your husband run a mountain-climbing business and things go horribly wrong on the descent from Annapurna? Johnstone's ruminations on psychology and the couple's relationship and the uncanny nature of the inhospitable heights pay off, but the story falters in conveying the physicality of the action (in terms of blocking and mechanics). It might have been intentional, though.

Liquid Air • Inna Effress
You ever have one of those days where you go to get a neon sign repaired and strike up a rapport with the craftsman, and meanwhile your husband has totally lost touch with reality and spends his days making and cozying up to terrifying dolls? Hazy and oneiric, and I can't claim to have made much (any?) sense of it. Fun to read if that's your thing, though, and it is indeed my thing, aside from some rather off-the-wall metaphors and similes, for which I find I have less and less patience.

Holiday Romance • Mark Morris
You ever have one of those days where you return to the beachside site of a meaningful teenage trip with your parents as your marriage dissolves and you're a real sad sack and then pieces of a human body start showing up on the shore, and the police insist after a DNA test that they're yours? Rainy, moody, restrained and Aickmanesque (until it isn't), also put me in mind of Peter Straub's absolutely fantastic "Ballad of Ballard and Sandrine." Cell phones, the bane of the modern horror story, are dismissed with the remark that our protagonist always refused to buy one. Morris is a new name to me and I look forward to finding more of his work.

Furtherest • Kaaron Warren
You ever have one of those days where you, uh, return to the beachside site of your childhood family vacations, which also happens to be the scene of some mysterious suicides and some wacky neighbors? Survivor guilt and off-putting mannequins and escalating creepiness go a long way, although I thought this one could have used some trimming, being a bit TOO much of a slow burn, but still an enjoyable read.

Where's the Harm? • Rebecca Lloyd
You ever have one of those days where you return, not to a beach, but to your childhood home so that you and your brother can prepare it for sale after your parents have passed, and the two of you have never really gotten along, and he gets sidetracked with some mysterious women in the nearby woods? A sylvan retelling of C. L. Moore's "Shambleau" with some family drama tossed in the mix, rather awkwardly told.

Whatever Comes After Calcutta • David Erik Nelson
You ever have one of those days where you're driving through Ohio on a mission of revenge with a mysterious head wound and you come across a group of MAGA sovereign citizen types holding a witch trial? Funnier than I typically like my horror to be, but it works, with a very dry approach to some zany happenings. Alienation and apathy gives way to a lesser (maybe?) evil. A truly odd and engaging sui generis story.

A Human Stain • Kelly Robson
You ever have one of those days where you're a decadent wastrel haunting the cafes of Paris until a friend lures you to a remote Bavarian estate with the promise of summer employment as an English tutor and then you stumble onto a dark family secret? Like a Djuna Barnes character wandering into a Lovecraft story ("The Rats in the Walls," particularly), but Robson is a vastly subtler author than HPL (who isn't) - here subtle hints slowly build to entirely-unsubtle gore, we get some thoughts on the old ways versus the new and relationships both sexual and familial. A rich story, such that I didn't exactly follow everything that was going on (the wires and the teeth?), but I'm eager to reread this to trace them out.

The Stories We Tell About Ghosts • A. C. Wise
You ever have one of those days where you're 12 and a little bitter over having to look out for your sickly younger brother while you and your friends play Ghost Hunt on your phones (think Pokemon Go) and, just as those apps blur the line between reality and game, the line between folk tales and reality also gets hazy and then your brother is gone? Writing about children is a dicey proposition, but Wise nails it (as she is wont to do). Likewise child abuse and domestic violence. A great, melancholy work.

Endoskeletal • Sarah Read
You ever have one of those days where you're an American researcher and you're working with Swiss academics who consider you an interloper as you all study newly exposed Alpine cave drawings and then you find a deeper, more mysterious cave and take no precautions whatsoever in dealing with its contents? There was an interesting kernel here with the paralleling of the protagonist's abnormal height (and associated lifelong self-consciousness) and the bone mutations she unwittingly unleashes, but I never got a clear picture of what was actually happening with said mutations, and even less of what the monster's deal was.

West of Matamoros, North of Hell • Brian Hodge
You ever have one of those days where you and your bandmates return to your native Mexico for a photo shoot that makes light of things it shouldn't and then run afoul of a cartel and Santa Muerte and MS-13 and Tezcatlipoca all at once? A great protagonist and an interesting reflection on the "stain" of bloodlust running from Aztec ritual sacrifices through Spanish colonialism to the cartels (at Rancho Santa Elena, specifically, site of a real-world horror), although large sections of this story were bloated with seemingly-endless descriptions of torture and gore. I can admit that it would a difficult to write a rumination on violence without including the violence.

Alligator Point • S. P. Miskowski
You ever have one of those days where you've fled your abusive husband and holed up in a rundown campground in Georgia along with your two rather bratty daughters? Maybe it isn't so hard to write a rumination on violence without including the violence. A nicely dark, downtrodden story, but, unless I missed something, not one that I would classify as horror.

Dark Warm Heart • Rich Larson
You ever have one of those days where your husband, a linguist, has just returned from a research trip he left on right after you got married, and you're pregnant, and he's changed, and because this involves the arctic it turns out to be a wendigo story? While the horror elements here are on the stock side, the love story/sacrifice powering the ending are quite effective.

There and Back Again • Carmen Maria Machado
You ever have one of those days where you're a monster, and your mom feeds you people she's seduced, and once she's gone you have no choice but to continue in her footsteps? Beautiful, evocative flash fiction about predation and revenge and loneliness and agency. I haven't figured out what it has to do with the Hobbit yet (if anything).

Shepherd's Business • Stephen Gallagher
You ever have one of those days where it's shortly after WW2 and you're a veteran, newly posted to a small island as the local GP, and there's a man dying in the hospital, and his loyal dog hanging around outside, and a recent stillbirth, and everything is clearly building to a horrific climax? A frustrating one - well-written and -constructed (presented as the doctor's recollections years later), and the domestic dramas of the island come to life convincingly, but then the rather Blochian climax just kind of deflated it- not a joke, per se, so much as just making clear that everything else existing in the story was just set dressing.

You Can Stay All Day • Seanan McGuire/Mira Grant
You ever have one of those days where there's a zombie apocalypse, and you're a zookeeper, but no, there aren't zombie animals, just zombie zookeepers? I don't know, zombies aren't my thing and this rests on the old "humans are weird, but animals make sense" trope and I just read a story by Priya Sharma that covered similar ground much more compellingly. Too much of this was the protagonist figuring out what was going on when it was clear to the reader from jump.

Harvest Song, Gathering Song • A. C. Wise
You ever have one of those days where you and several other veterans of the American invasions of the Middle East go on a mysterious mission to the arctic to find magical honey? I was thrown by this incongruous setup but, as mentioned above, Wise can be trusted to nail whatever she's reaching for, and this blossoms into a story of horror both cosmic and banal and altogether beautiful and sublime outside of time and space. Like "The Stories We Tell About Ghosts," concerned with the intersecting of multiple stories, suggesting a wider world beyond the specific confines of this narrative. I have to mention that it reminded me of the Futurama episode "The Sting," one of my all-time favorite things.

The Granfalloon • Orrin Grey
You ever have one of those days where an ex, now a professor, invites you to give a guest lecture on occult structures, and then you tag along with her and some students to break into a local condemned movie theater that just might be a psychomanteum? Focused, like Gemma Files's excellent Experimental Film, on early films breaching the liminal walls between our world and others, but where Files was looking at the film itself Grey is more interested in the audience and the built environment housing their viewing. Nicely moody (suffused with static and emptiness), but more understated than I expected. Probably deserves a reread.

Fail-Safe • Philip Fracassi
You ever have one of those days where you're 12, and your mom, like many others, is infected with something ("Like vampires or zombies, but real"), and your dad has built a special room to restrain her when the rage comes, with a variety of fail-safes to protect you from her? A very nice one, taking some familiar horror elements in an interesting direction and wrapping a coming-of-age story (which I usually hate!) into a Schrodinger's cat dilemma.

The Starry Crown • Marc E. Fitch
You ever have one of those days where you're a Yankee and you head to South Carolina to research a folk song and you encounter the remnants of citizens' councils and find that southern white Christianity is a cover for something (more) sinister? "Sticks" plus an indictment of racism plus folk horror plus an examination of a cultural artifact (song) should, in theory, be right up my alley. In practice it was underwhelming, clunky on both prose and structural levels all the way down to a truly groan-worthy ending.

Eqalussuaq • Tim Major
You ever have one of those days where you're finally reunited with your six-year-old after spending three months away in Baffin Bay as an audio engineer on a documentary, and as you examine your recordings details slowly unfold about your encounter there with a monstrous Greenland shark and the sounds that have followed you home? This kind of slow, after-the-fact unfolding, floating in and out of the past and present, always appeals to me, and when you combine that with the uncanny arctic depths and unsettling noises you have a real winning formula. Also tinnitus, just to make it really hit close to home.

Lost in the Dark • John Langan
You ever have one of those days where you're John Langan, author and professor at a real SUNY school, and you write a story narrated by John Langan, journalist and professor at a fictional SUNY school, who's interviewing an old student on the tenth anniversary of a cult classic horror movie she made, suspiciously reminiscent of the Blair Witch Project, perhaps fictional, a remake/reworking of a previous documentary she attempted to make, not fictional(?), and it's Halloween, and what is fiction, anyway? A chunk of this story is (fantastically) presented as the IMDB summary/discussion of the best scenes of the movie. Absolutely masterful.

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3.0

Some pretty horrifying stories. Everything from modern vampires to urban legends about dead hitchhikers. Very enjoyable if you like horror.

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2.0

A few stories I liked but majority either bored or annoyed me.

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3.0

I received a free e-arc from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

This huge compendium of horror stories from the last year or so is also huge in its scope which was impressive.
From cannibalism to ghost ships via zombies and creepy children, this collection offers some high standard writing that any horror fan will enjoy. It has definitely brought to my attention many authors whose work I want to investigate further.

3.75 stars.

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3.0

Most of it was 2/5 some of it was 3/5 and one story was 4/5 all in all I do not plan on looking for any other volumes.