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Sex Cult Nun: Breaking Away from the Children of God, a Wild, Radical Religious Cult by Faith Jones
5.0
The Hurricane Wars by Thea Guanzon
4.0
**SPOILERS**
- This is giving CC vibes where all the world building is just shoved down your throat & you have no idea what the fuck is happeningÂ
- I associate the word squall with the Grishaverse so this is going to take a bit of getting used toÂ
- If someone could explain a Lightweave to me that would be greatÂ
- I feel like weâre asking a lot of Talasyn
- Darius should not be a motivational speakerÂ
- Ooooooh I do love dual POVsÂ
- Alaric is a good name
- Frostplum is a weirdly whimsical town name & it does not match the vibeÂ
- Light Sever is a strange word combinationÂ
- Still donât know what a Shadowgate is so thatâs funÂ
- Wow the girl is ~very smol~ & he is ~very tall~ no fucking way đđ€ź
- If I have to hear about their height difference every other page I will quitÂ
- *clutches pearls* wonât someone think of the conquerorsÂ
- Darius gives turncoat vibesÂ
- Using the word Sever is very confusing
- Hiking for five hours in hot weather is my nightmareÂ
- Bantering while sword fighting has always seemed like a lot of effort to meÂ
- Alaric reminds me of both Jace & EliasÂ
- I dislike knowing when published novels are based on previous fanfics because then all I picture is the actual characterÂ
- In this case, Adam DriverÂ
- Which I donât loveÂ
- In this case, Adam DriverÂ
- âStar-cut eyesâ is a bit much my dudeÂ
- Talasyn is a party
- Alright if weâre only on chapter 6 & youâre already talking about his mouth it is game over for you TallyÂ
- Starlit Majesty is a bit aggressiveÂ
- Well the plot has certainly been twistedÂ
- Aha! I knew it was Darius, the little shitÂ
- Okay, hereâs the thingÂ
- âFortnightâ is a useful word
- âSennightâ is not. Just say week!! Not everything needs a fancy nameÂ
- Two sails short of a full rig made me snortÂ
- Interesting change of heart from Alaric
- Felt very out of left field; no flowÂ
- Points to Ally for a dramatic exitÂ
- Yes Iâm nicknaming Alaric Ally for the sole purpose of having Ally & TallyÂ
- I still have no idea why the wars are called the Hurricane WarsÂ
- There is v little evidence of HurricanesÂ
- Okay sennight is getting on my last nerveÂ
- Urduja is a partyÂ
- I like herÂ
- Much like with Feyre, I understand how Alunsina is pronounced but I will not be pronouncing it that wayÂ
- Oh Ally youâre going to get to live with that embarrassment for the rest of your life suckerÂ
- Oop he has a conscience thatâs not goodÂ
- I donât have time for romance guarantees that there will absolutely be romanceÂ
- Sun Buffalo just makes me imagine yellow BuffaloÂ
- Hurting the dragons is rudeÂ
- Oh this is going to be fun when Ally figures out who Alunsina isÂ
- Gaheris is a jerkÂ
- Urduja gives Judi Dench vibes for reasons I cannot explainÂ
- Okay but you are a silly child, Alaric, emperor or not. Youâre like 12Â
- Not fucking likelyÂ
- Solid first words to your betrothed there TallyÂ
- This is very entertainingÂ
- These two really are enemies & that means the lovers part is really going to be a partyÂ
- Mathire needs to cool it
- Youâre old & slowÂ
- The world building is definitely confusing but the verbal sparring between Ally & Tally is hilariousÂ
- Didnât take much for the horniness to start on Allyâs part now did itÂ
- Oop time for our regularly scheduled reminder that she is ~very small~ and he is ~very tall~ yawnÂ
- Tally has some great insults tbhÂ
- Girl your obsession with his mouth is v tellingÂ
- My friend just because heâs not a total alien doesnât mean heâs a fixable projectÂ
- Improper use of the word decimatedÂ
- Aaaaaand now everyoneâs madÂ
- Surprising insight from SevraimÂ
- Okay the words lush & plush are used too often on this dudeâs mouth & I do not like itÂ
- Oh boy here we goÂ
- Iâm pretty sure people donât smell like mangoes, never mind ones dusted in flaky sea saltÂ
- That is way too weirdly specificÂ
- Dammit Sevraim they need to break the sexual tensionÂ
- Another regularly scheduled reminder of how large Ally isÂ
- I lied we got two back to back pls kill meÂ
- I donât think rangy hips are a thing??Â
- The soup deflection was funny I will concede to thatÂ
- V surprised that Surakwel hasnât been yeeted out of the banquet hall tbhÂ
- To quote Aaron Burr: okay so weâre doing thisÂ
- Iâm sure this is going to end well đ
- This Surakwel guy is a no from meÂ
- Ahh yes, calling a girl a beautiful little idiot will really endear her to youÂ
- You fuckwitÂ
- Aaaaaaand ya lost meÂ
- By the formidable maleness of himÂ
- B A R FÂ
- Now weâre cooking with gasÂ
- Wow so Gaheris can get fuckedÂ
- Ally is clearly a fan of the low cut dressÂ
- El oh el time for the sex talkÂ
- If I had to drink every time Tally says lush mouth I would be deadÂ
- Give it up my friendÂ
- This is honestly one of the best enemies to lovers arcÂ
- These two absolutely despise each other & wow does the author make you feel that hateÂ
- I stg if I have to keep hearing about Allyâs large hands Iâm going to throw myself off a bridgeÂ
- Itâs always fun when they donât think the other personâs attracted to themÂ
- Well at least Tally gets straight to the point, if nothing elseÂ
- The next time you wish to be disrespected, you know where to find meÂ
- I really hope this comes up in one of the sex scenesÂ
- We do love a perpetually sullen boyÂ
- Oop we have contactÂ
- Did we really need to repeat warm and big twice? No. No we did not
- Dammit AllyÂ
- Curse morally grey boys with dark hair, tortured pasts, & a sense of honourÂ
- Ughh
- Curse morally grey boys with dark hair, tortured pasts, & a sense of honourÂ
- This is some solid tension I am legit dying over hereÂ
- Okay I am all for praise & shit but I feel like war goddess is a tad much hereÂ
- I will concede that The look on his face was winter storm and wolf song is pretty ballerÂ
- Wow this only took thirty two chapters why so soonÂ
- Well that was a disappointingly short sceneÂ
- So rude TheaÂ
- Ahh yes, time for the regularly scheduled turmoil that comes with kissing your supposed mortal enemyÂ
- Heavy emphasis on the supposed part
- Aaaaaaand weâre back to being real mean to each otherÂ
- There are six chapters left & I am v concerned that the things I need/want to happen are not going to happenÂ
- *crosses fingers for wedding night shenanigans*
- Elagbi is surprisingly astute sometimesÂ
- I wonder if Ally will find his mom
- Castigate is weirdly overused in this bookÂ
- Props to Alaric for not fainting when Tally showed upÂ
- Oh god weâre down to four chapters helpÂ
- AH HAH
- âMay the gods help me. Alaric resisted the urge to put his head in his hands in a fit of despair. Iâm attracted to my wife.â
- Whomp whompÂ
- Ally my dude, someone hitting you on the knee does not qualify as a spankingÂ
- Ughh not the manspreadingÂ
- Well Alaric is absolutely going to pass out when he sees Talasyn in lingerie so this should be funÂ
- Listen if I got forced into lingerie after already being forced to marry the dude that destroyed my home continent, I would also be pretty grumpyÂ
- Oh dearÂ
- Here we goÂ
- I actually think Iâm going to go back & count how many times castigate is used because now I canât un-notice itÂ
- Okay as a general rule I despise the whole kissing to shut someone up thing but in this case I actually think it was a good callÂ
- Plus itâs like 600 pages overdue so đ€·đ»ââïž
- Ahh yes, god forbid we forget how ~big~ he is & how ~small~ she is đ
- I think my eyeballs might get stuck in the back of my head at this rate
- I am absolutely taking off half a star for using âhard lengthâ twice in the span of three paragraphsÂ
- âShe knew only that the winter of her soul burst into springtime flowers the moment that he captured her lips in another shattering kissâ
- Iâm sorry but that sentence is ridiculousÂ
- Okay Tala is sweet đ„čđ„č
- HoweverÂ
- âYouâre soaked, beautiful girlâ is just flat out weirdÂ
- IT GOT WORSE OH MY GODÂ
- âMy wet little wifeâ actually made me gag goodbye no thank youÂ
- Wow itâs been like 5 pages since we were reminded how large Ally is how did we surviveÂ
- I remain adamant that we do not always need to know the size of the peenÂ
- Well if nothing else at least there was no fabric comparisonsÂ
- Oh dearÂ
- Tally my girl you need to sort your shit out because regardless of mortal enemy status, pushing someone away from you after sex is just plain rudeÂ
- You know, I could have gone my whole life without reading the words here fingers were still sticky with his spend but here we are đ«
- Hellcat is a fair description of TalasynÂ
- These two need to be slapped upside the headÂ
- Ally is so in love with Tally itâs actually kind of gross but also very adorableÂ
- I had almost forgotten about Gaheris & his horribleness, but alas, we get one last reminderÂ
- This is why I only read series that are finished because cliffhangers are GARBAGEÂ